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Friday, June 08, 2007, 5:30 AM
lesbian joke i found over the net:
Jamie invited her mother over to her house for dinner.
Over the course of the evening,
Jamie's mom started to wonder if there was more between Jamie and her roommate than met the eye.
She had long been suspicious of her daughter's sexuality,
and watching them interact made her more curious.
Reading her mom's thoughts, Jamie volunteered,
"I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,
Sandy and I are just roommates."
About a week later,
Sandy came to Jamie and said
, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find my favorite gravy ladle.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Jamie said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."
So she sat down and wrote:
"Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house,
and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle.
But the fact remains that
one has been missing
ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later,
Jamie received a letter from her mother which read:
"Dear Daughter, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sandy,
and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sandy.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed,
she would have found the gravy ladle by this time
hahahaa
im bored
